July 2011
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I was horrified. There, lying before me like a fresh pillow on an aardvark’s ankle, was a giant handkerchief. As if that weren’t pink enough, the handkerchief, to my utmost reflection, started to die. Hideously, I dropped my fishing microphone and ran back to my burrow, without looking back. I don’t know when I’ve been so depressed.
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I can’t say how fabulously I regret spilling dish soap on your heart; you were giddy about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you’re giddy. You’re gorgeous most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of motor oil, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as clocks. Your lips are like succulent beans. Your hair is silver like a mongoose...
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hauntedmelons asked: Brazil is my Hogwarts
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AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE...
fredweasleyappreciationlife:
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:C
Borders is closing all of its stores :c
It’s the only bookstore in the area and the only I’ve ever been to, it’s a little upsetting to say the least. ,
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fancygator asked: Get thee to a bearded nunnery Pika >A>
the following words are gender neutral to me
duckstapler:
dude, guys, man, bro
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sexybovine asked: -touches your ask box- IMPORTANT QUESTION RIGHT HUR
Inspired by a certain someone to change my URL C8
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